Mashed up weetabix/oatibix/porridge. Soup/yoghurt/fruit smoothie Soup/yoghurt/trifle/ice-cream maybe macaroni or cauliflower cheese if I'm feeling adventerous. That's about it folks. Unusually for me I'm struggling to eat enough to not lose weight, despite all the ice-cream and trifle. Lost 3 lbs this week despite pretty much lying or sitting down all week. How much do 5 and a half teeth weigh? Maybe it was all the clotted blood weighing me down.
Actually shepherd's pie's a really good idea, ta. I can do mashed potato ok and can swallow mince whole probably. Problem is that if you stick most stuff in the blender it comes out dull. On the baby food front, Scarlet has been eating trifle for a few months now, if we let her.
I hate rice pudding. They used to make me eat it at school and it made
me throw up, especially when they used to mix it up with jam to "make
it nicer". I like jam and it was just like telling me to eat sick
because it was nicer with jam in. It still makes me shudder.
Try eating risotto without chewing at all. It's a blender job I'm
afraid. I just had minestrone soup and even had to do that a bit.
Bloody hell.............errr..........if you are having to blend
Minestrone, I clearly didn't realise how bad things were! Sorry Rob, I
shall shut up about things I clearly have no idea about..............
I like rice pudding......................... not with Jam in though.............
I shall clarify. It's not that I can't chew at all but really that I'm not supposed to. Any movement of my top jaw will potentially stop the bones healing. So looking on the bright side, eating soup is better than having my face in a plaster cast :)
Two men are lost in a desert, dying of thirst. Miraculously they find a town and head to the market to buy some water.
"Water?" says the first stall holder, "Nope, we only have a pudding with sponge at the bottom, a custard layer and whipped cream on the top."
Bemused the men move onto the next stall.
"Water?" says the second stall holder, "Nope, we only have a pudding
with sponge at the bottom, a custard layer and whipped cream on the
top."
Even more bemused the men move onto the next stall.
"Water?" says the third stall holder, "Nope, we only have a pudding
with sponge at the bottom, a custard layer and whipped cream on the
top."
This continues for some time.
Eventually the men leave the market.
"Isn't that weird," says the first man, "how all the stall in that market only sold a pudding
with sponge at the bottom, custard on top and whipped cream on the
top and not water?"
"Yes," says the second man, "it was a trifle bazaar."
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Mind you, don't think I would want it every day.......
Soup/yoghurt/fruit smoothie
Soup/yoghurt/trifle/ice-cream maybe macaroni or cauliflower cheese if I'm feeling adventerous. That's about it folks. Unusually for me I'm struggling to eat enough to not lose weight, despite all the ice-cream and trifle. Lost 3 lbs this week despite pretty much lying or sitting down all week. How much do 5 and a half teeth weigh? Maybe it was all the clotted blood weighing me down.
Ok, I really AM struggling to see a silver lining in any of this. Sorry Rob.........
Shepards-pie smoothies?
Actually, that would go completely against losing weight wouldn't it?.........
As for all food in the blender........not a good idea. Sounds horrible..........
What abou rice pudding? I know there is only so much you can eat, but its nice, nutritious and its something else I guess..........
AH HA!! Got it! Risotto! There you go! Perfect!
Try eating risotto without chewing at all. It's a blender job I'm afraid. I just had minestrone soup and even had to do that a bit.
I like rice pudding......................... not with Jam in though.............
Have they given you a date/time/prognosis on when you can actually start to chew again then?
"Water?" says the first stall holder, "Nope, we only have a pudding with sponge at the bottom, a custard layer and whipped cream on the top."
Bemused the men move onto the next stall.
"Water?" says the second stall holder, "Nope, we only have a pudding with sponge at the bottom, a custard layer and whipped cream on the top."
Even more bemused the men move onto the next stall.
"Water?" says the third stall holder, "Nope, we only have a pudding with sponge at the bottom, a custard layer and whipped cream on the top."
This continues for some time.
Eventually the men leave the market.
"Isn't that weird," says the first man, "how all the stall in that market only sold a pudding with sponge at the bottom, custard on top and whipped cream on the top and not water?"
"Yes," says the second man, "it was a trifle bazaar."
BBBBbrrrrrum tsh!